well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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