I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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