if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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