So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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