If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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