There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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