can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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