I'm gonna have a badass scar
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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