good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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