At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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