READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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