Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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