I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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