Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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