Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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