he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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Still dying that you shit outside
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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