so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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