I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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