Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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