I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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