he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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