Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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