belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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