Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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