I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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