all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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