I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
my sisters under your porch take her home
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Randomize
