I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize