when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
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So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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