Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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