hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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