yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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