White coat. Heels.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
