Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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