Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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