You just made me feel so damn special
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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