Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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