I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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