I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize