sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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