omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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