uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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