Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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