The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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