I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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