Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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