The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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