big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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