Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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