lets start a swedish sibling band together
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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