i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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